Every day after work two blondes would look for their cars together.
They would stay around until all the cars were gone and they could spot their automobiles since they could never remember where they parked.
“We need to find a faster way home,” one blonde replies.
They arrive at work on a donkey the next day.
When they go home from work, they notice a donkey chained to the fence.
“I think we’re going to have to wait again, ” says the one blonde.
“I’m not convinced that’s our donkey.”
“Why not?” asks the second blonde.
The first blonde says, “Well, this donkey only has one a**hole, and this morning when we rode in, I distinctly overhead someone say, “Hey look at those two a**holes on that donkey.”
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A Blonde’s House Is On Fire. But Her Expression Surprises Us!
A blonde comes home from a day of shopping and discovers that her house is on fire, so she calls the fire department on her cell phone.
“Please state the nature of your emergency,” says the operator.
“Help! My house is on fire!” the blonde replies.
“Okay, where do you live?”
“In a house you silly billy!” the blonde replies.
“No,no! How do we get there?” the operator asks frustratedly.
“Duh! Big Red Truck!!”
