He Had Three Conditions… The Last One Was the Problem!
A rare species of gorilla is being br-ed in a zoo.
The last female is unfortunately very picky and rejects every male of her species. The zoo director is at his wit’s end.
One afternoon, he notices a visitor at the enclosure. The female gorilla instantly becomes wild at the sight of the young man. With a greedy gaze, she shakes the bars frantically.
The zoo director saw his opportunity and immediately approached the man: “You are literally our last hope for mating! Would you go into the cage with our female for 1000 euros? You can see how enthusiastic she is about you!”
The young man thought for a moment and nodded: “Yes, okay, I’ll do it! But I have three conditions!”
“Go ahead and name them!” pleads the director.
“First: Absolute discretion. No spectators, no press, no photos, nobody must ever find out!”
“Of course! What else?”
“Secondly: No French kissing!”
“Of course. And your final condition?”
“Can I pay the 1000 euros in monthly installments?”
