A blonde woman walked into the doctor’s office with both ears badly burned.
The doctor looked shocked.
“What happened to your ears?”
She sighed.
“The phone rang, and I accidentally picked up the iron instead of the phone!”
The doctor shook his head.
“That explains one ear… but what happened to the other one?”
The blonde rolled her eyes.
“Those idiots called back!”
The doctor stared at her for a moment.
“Ma’am, I’m beginning to think the phone isn’t the problem.”
