She Had A Confession Of Her Own… 😳
On a freezing winter night in Dublin, the entire neighborhood suffers a sudden total blackout. The house of a couple in their mid-50s is plunged into darkness.
To pass the time, the husband lights a few candles, pours two glasses of aged Irish whiskey, and suggests a game of “Absolute Honesty” to revive their romance.
The husband goes first:”Darling, we’ve been married for 25 years. In the spirit of this romantic candlelight, I have a confession. Ten years ago, I secretly blew €5,000 from our joint savings account on a bad football b*t and lied to you that our card was skimmed. I’ve felt guilty ever since. Do you forgive me?”
The wife takes a slow sip of her whiskey, stares at him through the dim candlelight, and replies calmly:”Of course I forgive you, darling. It’s water under the bridge. In that case, I have a confession of my own.”
The husband gets anxious: “What is it?”
The wife offers a gentle smile and says:”Do you remember five years ago, when you had that catastrophic allergic reaction after dinner, bloated like a balloon, and spent a week in the ICU? Well, I didn’t accidentally buy cheap farmed salmon as I claimed. I just wanted to test if the €500,000 life insurance policy I secretly took out on you had as efficient a payout process as the broker promised. Lucky for you, it was dark that night, and I severely miscalculated the shrimp powder dosage.”
