A man and his son are walking, and the son says, “Father, I have a question.”
The father says, “Yes, son?”
“Father, why is my sister called Brooke?”
The father replies, “We called her Brooke because when she was conceived, your mother and I were near a brook.”
The son thinks about this and then says, “Father, I have another question.”
The father says, “Yes, son?”
“Father, why is my brother called Scott?”
The father replies, “We called your brother Scott because he was conceived while your mother and I were in Scotland.”
The son thinks about this and then says, “Father, I have another question.”
The father says, “No more questions for today, Broken Condom.”
