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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead eating together.

One day there were three astronauts—a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead—eating together.

The brunette says, “Hey guys, we were the first people in outer space; we should be proud of that,” and they say, “Yeah, yeah, we are.”

They then start to eat again when the redhead says, “Hey guys, we were the first ones on the moon; we should be proud of that too.”

They say, “Yeah, yeah, we are.”

The blonde starts thinking, and about one hour later she says, “You guys, you know how we were the first ones in outer space and the first ones on the moon?”

They say, “Yeah, so?”

“Well,” the blonde says, “we should be the first ones on the sun too.”

The redhead says, “You crazy blonde, if we got within a 100-mile radius of the sun, we would burn up and die.”

The blonde replies, “You are crazy; we wouldn’t go during the day.” “We would go at night.”

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