A husband and wife were sitting in church during an incredibly long, dry sermon. Before long, the wife drifted off to sleep.
Her husband nudged her with his finger just as the pastor asked, “Who led the Israelites out of Egypt?” Startled, she blurted out, “God!” The congregation smiled, and she quickly went back to sleep.
A few minutes later, the husband nudged her again just as the pastor asked, “Who died for our sins?” She woke up and gasped, “Jesus Christ!”
Soon, she nodded off for a third time. The husband reached over and gave her another sharp poke. At that exact second, the pastor asked the congregation, “And what did Eve say to Adam after they had their last child?”
The wife jumped out of her pew, glared at her husband, and screamed, “If you poke me one more time, I’m going to break your finger!”
