A man storms into a small law office, visibly furious.
Man: “I need legal advice. Quick.”
The lawyer doesn’t even look up.
Lawyer: “Go ahead.”
Man: “If someone’s dog st*als meat from my shop… the owner is responsible, right?”
The lawyer finally looks up.
A calm nod.
Lawyer: “Absolutely. Full responsibility.”
A pause.
The man smirks.
Man: “Perfect. Because five minutes ago, your dog walked into my butcher shop and st*le a $2 piece of meat.”
Silence.
The lawyer nods slowly.
Then calmly says:
Lawyer: “Perfect. That’ll be $200 for legal consultation.”
The man freezes.
Man: “Wait… what?”
The lawyer doesn’t blink.
Lawyer:
“You just confirmed a legal case. That counts as advice.”
