A woman had dinner at the home of her boyfriend’s parents.
She is quite anxious because this is her first time meeting the family.
They all take a seat and start enjoying a delicious supper.
Due to her anxiety and the broccoli casserole, the woman is starting to feel a little uneasy. The gas pains are almost making her eyes water.
She has no other option except to relieve herself a little, so she lets out a tiny fart. Although it wasn’t loud, everyone at the table could hear the voice.
Before she had an opportunity to feel ashamed, the father of her lover turned to face the dog that had been dozing at the woman’s feet and exclaimed in a pretty stern manner:
“Skippy!”
The woman thought, “This is great!” and a big smile came across her face.
A couple of minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain again.
This time, she didn’t even hesitate. She let a much louder and longer fart rip.
The father again looked at the dog and yelled, “Dammit Skippy!”
Once again the woman smiled and thought “Yes!”.
A few minutes later the woman had to let another one rip. This time she didn’t even think about it. She let rip a fart that rivaled a train whistle blowing!
Once again, the father looked at the dog with disgust and yelled,“Dammit Skippy, get away from her before she shits on you!”
