Two guys in their mid twenties are sitting at a bar having a beer.
One of the guys remarks to the other ,”Boy you look really tired!”
His friend replies ,”Dude , I’m exhausted , my girlfriend wants s*x all the time ! three, four sometimes even six times a night!
She wakes me up at all hours. I just don’t know what to do!”
A fellow , in his seventies is sitting a few bar stools down from them overhears their conversation.
He looked over at the two men,and showing the wisdom of his age says,”Marry her. That’ll put an end to that nonesense!”😂
Bonus Joke
A Man Went To Buy A Pig
A city slicker went to the country to buy a pig. When he approached the pig farmer, he asked for a 25-pound pig.
The pig farmer put the pig’s tail in his mouth and bobbed his head up and down.
He then told the city slicker that the pig was too heavy – it was 30 pounds.
The city slicker told the farmer he didn’t believe that was the way to weigh pigs.
The farmer called his son over and asked him to weigh the pig.
The son put the pig’s tail in his mouth, bobbed his head a couple of times and said the pig weighed 30 pounds.
The city slicker said the farmer and his son were putting him on.
The farmer told his son to go get his mother and have her come out and weigh the pig. The son went into the house and after a few minutes came out again.
“Mom’s weighing the mailman.”
