A young man’s truck broke down in rural Georgia right next to a remote farm. With no garages nearby, he asked the farmer if he could spend the night.
The farmer reluctantly agreed but gave a stern warning: “My 18-year-old daughter’s room is right across the hall. To make sure you stay put, I’m placing raw eggs all over the floor outside your door tonight. If I find even one broken egg tomorrow morning, I’m grabbing my sh0tg.un.”
Of course, the daughter was absolutely breathtaking. By midnight, she beckoned him over, and the young man just couldn’t resist. After the wildest night of his life, he looked at the clock at 5:00 AM and panicked—he had totally crushed the eggs on his way into her room.
Desperate to save his life, he spent the next hour meticulously cleaning up the mess, blowing the remaining yolks out of the cracked pieces, and flawlessly supergluing the hollow shells back together. He lined them up perfectly on the floor just minutes before the farmer woke up.
At 6:00 AM, the farmer checked the hallway. Impressed by the seemingly untouched eggs, he beamed, “Well look at that, a true gentleman! Come on into the kitchen, let me fix you some breakfast.”
The farmer gathered up those exact eggs from the floor, heated up a frying pan, and cracked the first one open. Nothing came out. He cracked the second, third, and fourth—all completely empty.
The farmer’s face went bright red. He grabbed his shotgun, charged out the back door into the yard, and screamed at the top of his lungs:
“GOD DAMMIT! THAT DAMN ROOSTER IS USING RUBBERS AGAIN!”
