John bought a magnificent bull, but a week later, he was sorely disappointed. He complained to his neighbor, “The lazy beast does nothing but eat grass. He won’t even look at a cow!”
The neighbor suggested taking the animal to the vet.
A week later, John was absolutely thrilled. “The vet gave him some pills, and now he’s an absolute machine! He serviced all of my cows, broke through the fence, and bred with every cow in the neighborhood!”
Astonished, the neighbor asked, “Wow! What kind of pills were they?”
John replied, “I’m not entirely sure, but they have a lovely peppermint taste.”
