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The Perfect Medical Diagnosis

At a prestigious medical convention, a male doctor and a female doctor spent the entire afternoon locking eyes. Deciding to make a move, the male doctor asked her out to dinner, and she gladly accepted.

As soon as they sat down at the restaurant, the female doctor politely excused herself to go wash her hands. After a wonderful dinner, one thing led to another, and they ended up back in her hotel room.

Just as the romance was heating up, she interrupted, apologizing that she had to go wash her hands again. When she returned, they finally got down to business.

The moment they finished, she immediately hopped out of bed, headed straight to the bathroom, and washed her hands for a third time.

As she walked back into the bedroom, the male doctor smiled knowingly and said, “I bet you are a surgeon.”

She gasped. “Yes, I am! How on earth did you know?”

“Easy,” he smirked. “You are completely obsessed with washing your hands.”

The female doctor looked him up and down, nodded, and said, “And I bet you are an anesthesiologist.”

The male doctor beamed, puffing out his chest. “Wow! That is incredible. How did you guess?”

The female doctor shrugged and replied, “Because I didn’t feel a thing.”