The Mental Hospital Test 😂
I was touring a mental hospital one afternoon when I asked the director,
“How do you decide whether a patient should actually be admitted?”
“Oh, that’s easy,” he replied.
“We give them a very simple test.”
He led me into a bathroom and pointed at a bathtub filled to the brim with water.
Beside it sat a bucket, a teacup, and a teaspoon.
“We ask the patient to empty the tub.”
I smiled confidently.
“Well, obviously a sane person would use the bucket. It’s bigger than the cup or the spoon.”
The director looked at me for a long moment.
Then he said softly,
“No… a sane person would pull the plug.”
He paused.
“Would you prefer a room with a window?”
Read more…
A blonde buys two horses and can’t tell them apart.
So she asks the farmer next door what she should do.
He says to cut one of their tails off.
So she does.
But then the other horse’s tail gets caught in a bush and rips off.
So she can’t tell them apart again.
She asks the farmer for advice a second time.
He tells her to cut one of the horse’s ears.
So she does.
But then the other horse gets its ear ripped in a barbed wire fence.
She is still confused.
She asks the farmer what to do.
He tells her to measure them.
She comes back and says, “The white horse is 2 inches taller than the black horse!”
