The helpful neighbor

A married couple has been married for many years, but they just can’t seem to have children.

In his despair, the man goes to the neighbor upstairs – who, after all, has seven children .

Neighbor: “No problem. If you do exactly what I say, it will work.”

Man: “I’m listening.”

Neighbor: “Buy a good soap, a bottle of perfume, and a broom.”

The man frowned, but continued listening.

Neighbor: “Tonight, give your wife a thorough bath, soap her all over, rinse everything off, dry her carefully, and then perfume her.”

Man: “And what’s the broom for?”

Neighbor: “When you’re finished, knock on the ceiling with the broom – then I’ll come down immediately. ”

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A young American tourist’s car breaks down somewhere in the Allgäu region.

Luckily, two Bavarian farmers help her and take her in while her car is in the repair shop.

Not knowing how to thank them, she decides to use the only talent that nature has generously bestowed upon her –
and offers the two of them a little night of l0ve.

The farmers naturally agree.

Before they start, she gives each of them a c0nd0m.

“What is that?” they both ask at the same time.

“So that I don’t h@ve a child,” she explains.

So the two of them bring in their “tools of the trade” and get to work.

Shortly afterwards, the young woman travels back to America.

Three months later, the two farmers are sitting together again on the bench in front of the farm.

One of them says dreamily:

– “She was beautiful, wasn’t she?”

“And how!” replies the other.
Then he sighs:

– “But now I’ve had enough…
Child or no child –
I’m finally taking off this c0nd0m!”