The Groom Turned White When She Stood Up… Then Came the Twist
At an Irish Catholic wedding ceremony, the priest asked if anyone had anything to say concerning the union of the bride and groom. It was their time to stand up and talk, or forever hold their peace.
The moment of utter silence was broken by a young beautiful woman carrying a child. She started walking toward the pastor slowly.
Everything quickly turned to chaos.
The bride slapped the groom.
The groom’s mother fainted.
The groomsmen started giving each other looks and wondering how best to help save the situation.
The priest asked the woman, “Can you tell us why you came forward? What do you have to say?”
The woman replied, “We can’t hear at the back.
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An avid sportsman and hunter, Tim decided to tie the knot with his longtime girlfriend.
One evening, not long after the honeymoon, he was getting his equipment ready for an upcoming hunt. His wife stood by the bench, watching him in silence.
After a long pause, she finally spoke.
“Honey, I’ve been thinking. Now that we are married, I think it’s time you quit hunting, shooting, hand-loading, and fishing. Maybe you should sell your guns and your boat.”
Tim looked at her in shock.
She asked, “Darling, what’s wrong?”
He replied, “You’re starting to sound like my ex-wife.”
“Ex-wife!” she screamed. “I didn’t know you were married before!”
Tim calmly said: “I wasn’t.”
