A man stumbled home completely drunk one night and nearly fell through the front door.
His wife was waiting for him with her arms crossed and a look that could freeze water.
“Where have you been all night?”
The man grinned.
“At this amazing new bar called The Golden Saloon!”
His wife raised an eyebrow.
“Oh, really?”
“Oh, it’s incredible!” he continued.
“Everything is gold! Huge golden doors, golden floors…”
He paused dramatically.
“And even the urinals are made of gold!”
His wife stared at him.
“Sure they are.”
The next morning, she decided to investigate.
She found The Golden Saloon in the phone book and called the bar.
“Hello, is this the Golden Saloon?”
“Yes, ma’am.”
“Do you really have huge golden doors?”
“Absolutely.”
“Golden floors?”
“Yep.”
She hesitated before asking the big question.
“And… do you have golden urinals?”
There was a long silence.
Then she heard the bartender shout across the room:
“Hey, Duke! I think I found the guy who peed in your saxophone last night!”
The wife slowly hung up.
She stared at the phone.
Then she muttered:
“Apparently… he wasn’t lying.”
