A woman loved gardening, but there was one problem she just couldn’t solve…
No matter how much she watered, fertilized, or pampered them, her tomatoes refused to turn red.
One afternoon, she noticed her neighbor’s garden overflowing with beautiful, bright-red tomatoes.
Unable to resist, she walked over and asked,
“Those are the reddest tomatoes I’ve ever seen! What’s your secret?”
The neighbor grinned.
“It’s easy.”
“Twice a day, I stand in front of my tomato plants… and expose myself.”
He shrugged.
“They get so embarrassed, they turn bright red.”
The woman laughed…
But figured she had nothing to lose.
So, every morning and every evening for the next two weeks, she faithfully followed his unusual gardening advice.
A few days later, the neighbor wandered over with a smile.
“Well? Did it work?”
“Are your tomatoes finally nice and red?”
The woman sighed.
“No…”
She paused, trying not to laugh.
Then she smiled and said,
“…but you should see my cucumbers—they’ve grown absolutely enormous!” 😂
