A man was walking across a field when he spotted a frog sitting beside the path.
Suddenly, the frog called out, “Hey, mister! Kiss me, and I’ll turn into a beautiful princess! I’ll be yours forever!”
The man picked up the frog, smiled, slipped it into his pocket, and kept walking.
The frog shouted from inside his pocket, “Hey! Did you hear me? I said KISS ME! I’ll become a princess!”
The man calmly replied, “Oh, I heard you.”
The frog went silent for a moment.
“Then why aren’t you kissing me?”
The man smiled.
“Honestly, at my age, I’d rather have a talking frog.”
The frog sighed.
“So… I’m basically your retirement plan?”
The man nodded.
“Exactly. No romance, no drama, and you never ask me to take you shopping.”
