Wife: “Honey, my stomach is getting bigger. I think I’m pregnant!”
Husband looked at her and smiled.
“Yeah… and I think I know who the fathers are.”
She froze.
“WHO?!”
He calmly started counting on his fingers.
“McDonald’s… KFC… Domino’s… and Subway.”
She stared at him in disbelief.
“You’d better be joking!”
He quickly smiled.
“Relax, honey! Our baby just has a serious relationship with fast food.”
She crossed her arms.
“Then you’d better hope the baby doesn’t start craving a fifth father!”
