Dustin and Jane (both blondes) were overjoyed when their long wait to adopt a child was finally over.
When the adoption center called to tell them they had a gorgeous Russian baby boy, the couple jumped at the chance.
They went by the local college on their way home from the adoption facility to enroll in night classes.
After they filled out the form, the registration clerk inquired, “Whatever possessed you to study Russian?”
The couple said proudly, “We just adopted a Russian baby and in a year or so he’ll start to talk. We just want to be able to understand him.”