For her husband Jim’s birthday, his wife decided to surprise him with a night out at a strip club.
As they approached the entrance, the doorman smiled and said, “Hey, Jim! Great to see you!”
His wife immediately looked at him.
“How does he know you?”
Jim quickly replied, “Oh, honey, we play football together.”
Inside, the bartender greeted him.
“Jim! The usual?”
His wife raised an eyebrow.
Before she could say anything, Jim jumped in.
“He’s on my darts team.”
Then a dancer walked over, smiled at Jim, and said, “Hi, Jim! Want the special again tonight?”
His wife didn’t say a word.
She simply grabbed Jim by the arm, dragged him outside, and threw him into a taxi.
As they drove away, the taxi driver glanced in the mirror and said,
“Hey, Jimmy Boy! You really picked up an ugly one this time!”
Jim’s funeral is on Sunday.
