A woman asked a man, “Do you drink beer?”
“Yep.”
“How many a day?”
“Three.”
“How much does each one cost?”
“About $5.”
“How long have you been drinking?”
“Twenty years.”
She quickly did the math.
“That’s over $100,000 you’ve spent on beer! If you’d invested that money instead, you could’ve bought an airplane.”
The man smiled and asked,
“Do you drink beer?”
“No.”
He nodded and said,
“Then… where’s your plane?”
