A guy walks into the bar of a restaurant and goes to the bartender and asks “how much for a beer?”
The bartender replies “$1”.
The customer completely amazed, orders a beer then asks the bartender
“Well then how much for a NY sirloin, with a side of mashed potatoes and salad, and an entire cheesecake for dessert?”
The Bartender reply’s “$5”.
Still amazed, the man orders everything and then remarks, after finishing his meal, “Wow, this place is amazing; I really wish I could meet the owner of this place.”
“Oh well,” the bartender says, “he’s upstairs in his office with my wife.”
“What is he doing upstairs in his office with your wife?” the guy questions, perplexed.
“The same thing I’m doing to his business,” the bartender continues.
