She Went to Buy One Tiny Part… and Somehow Stunned the Entire Store
While installing a new door, I found one of the hinges missing. I asked my wife if she would go to Home Depot to pick one up. She said she would.
While waiting for the Manager to finish serving another customer, her eye caught two beautiful bathroom faucets – one for the sink and one for the bath tub.
When the Manager was ready to help my wife, she asked, “How much are those faucets?”
The Manager replied, “They are gold plated faucets and very expensive! $5,000 each!” Mary exclaimed, “My goodness, they are really expensive – certainly out of my price range!” She then proceeded to describe the hinge I had sent her to buy.
The Manager said he had them in stock and their price was $3.49. He went to the backroom to get them.
From the backroom, the Manager yelled, “Ma’am, you wanna screw for the hinge?”
Mary shouted back, “No, but I will for the faucets.”
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When a professor is sent to live with a primitive African tribe, he spends years teaching them reading, writing, math and science.
One day the tribe’s chief’s wife gives birth to a white child. This shocked the tribe , and the chief pulls the professor aside and says,
“Look here! You’re the only white man we’ve ever seen and this woman gives birth to a white child. It doesn’t take a genius to figure out what happened!”
The professor replied,
“No, Chief. You’re mistaken. What you have here is a natural occurrence, what we call an albino! Look at that field over there. All of the sheep are white except for one black one. Sometimes, things like this just happen.”
Having been silent for a moment, the chief said,
“Tell you what. You don’t say anything more about that sheep and I won’t say anything more about that white child.”
