A wife sent a message to her husband:
“Don’t forget to buy vegetables on your way back from the office, and Priscilla says hi to you.”
Husband: Who is Priscilla?
Wife: Nobody, I was just making sure you read my message.
Husband: But I’m with Priscilla right now, so which Priscilla are you talking about?
Wife: Where are you??
Husband: Near the vegetable market.
Wife: Wait I’m coming there right now… After 10 minutes she texts her husband, “Where are you?”
Husband: I’m at the office. Now that you are at the market, buy whatever vegetables you need.
A father wanted to speak to his wife so he called home. His daughter received the call and what follows next is super funny.
A father wanted to speak to his wife so he called home. His daughter received the call and says “Hello?”
The father says “Hi, sweety, where’s your mother?”
The daughter says “Oh, daddy, mom’s upstairs with Uncle John.”
The father says “But we don’t have any relatives named ‘Uncle John,’ Sweety, what’s your mom doing upstairs with Uncle John?”
The daughter says “Oh, I don’t know daddy.”
The father says “Ok, sweety, I want you to go up and knock on the door, and then tell your mom, daddy has come from the office.”
The daughter says “Ok daddy.”
The daughter rushes downstairs and says to the father “Daddy, on listening to this, mom was shocked and started running here and there and then fell down the stairs and now she’s not responding.”
The father says “And what about Uncle John?”
The daughter says “Uncle John jumped out of the window and fell into the swimming pool. Oh, but you cleaned the pool two days ago, so on falling into the pool, Uncle John died.”
The father says “But sweety we don’t have a pool.”
Then the father says “Is this 566663338?”
The girl says “No this is 25599988.”
The man says “Sorry kid, I got the wrong number!!!”
And cut the call.
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