A man sat down at a high-end restaurant and was shocked to find a menu with absolutely no prices listed. He quickly beckoned the waiter over and asked, “Excuse me, how much is the Fettuccine Alfredo?”
“A penny, sir,” the waiter replied calmly.
The man gasped. “A penny?! Then how much for the prime T-bone steak?”
“That would be a nickel, sir.”
Dumbfounded, the man exclaimed, “Are you serious? Where on earth is the owner of this place? I absolutely have to shake his hand!”
“He’s upstairs with the kitchen assistant,” the waiter replied flatly. “Who happens to be my wife.”
Confused, the man asked, “What is he doing upstairs with your wife?”
The waiter smiled cheerfully and whispered:
“The exact same thing I’m doing to his business down here.”
