A taxi driver surprised his wife one evening by bringing five hungry friends home for dinner.
The moment they walked through the door, his wife pulled him aside and whispered,
“What are you doing?!”
“We barely have enough food for the two of us!”
The driver smiled confidently.
“Relax.”
“Just cook everything we’ve got.”
A little later, dinner was served.
The feast consisted of…
🍲 One tiny pot of soup.
🍗 A plate with just six chicken wings.
His friends stared at the table…
Then at each other.
It was obvious there wasn’t nearly enough food.
The driver suddenly stood up and tapped his glass.
“Alright, everyone… quick announcement!”
The room fell silent.
He smiled and said,
“Whoever eats the LEAST tonight…”
Everyone leaned in.
“…will be the FIRST person I call tomorrow morning…”
He paused for dramatic effect.
“…to help me move furniture—for free!”
Instantly…
One friend pushed his plate away.
“You know what? I’m on a diet.”
Another raised his glass.
“Honestly… I already ate before I came.”
A third sighed.
“I’m just here for the company.”
Meanwhile…
The taxi driver quietly reached across the table…
And helped himself to the last three chicken wings. 😂🤣
