One day a teacher talking about marriage in his class, she asks his students…
Teacher: What kind of wife would you like Edward?
Edward: I would want a wife like a moon
Teacher: Wow, what a good choice… Do you want her to be cool and calm like the moon?
Edward: So you want her to be round and white…
Teacher: Oh, so you want her to be fair and beautiful like the moon?
Edward: No, no…
I want her to arrive at night and disappear in the morning…!!!
Men will always be men…
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Husband sent a text to his wife at night,
“Hi I will get late, please try and wash all my dirty clothes
and make sure you prepare my favorite dish before I return.”
but there is no reply…..
He sent another text,
“And I forgot to tell you that I got an increase in my salary at the end of the month I’m getting you a new car”
this time ,
She sent this text back, “OMG really?”
Husband replied, :
“No I just wanted to make sure you got my first message”
