Late one night, three completely drunk men climbed into a taxi.
The driver took one look at them in the mirror and immediately realized they were wasted.
He smirked to himself.
“These idiots are so drunk,” he thought,
“I can make some easy money here.”
So instead of actually driving them anywhere, the taxi driver simply pulled away from the curb, drove about 100 meters down the street, slowly turned the corner, and stopped the car.
Then he turned around and announced,
“Alright gentlemen, we’re here.”
The first drunk nodded happily.
“Thanks, buddy,” he slurred before stumbling out of the cab.
The second drunk smiled, handed the driver some cash, and followed his friend out.
But just as the driver started congratulating himself on the easiest fare of his life…
The third drunk suddenly leaned forward and SMACKED him across the face as hard as he could.
The driver froze in shock.
“What the hell was THAT for?!” he yelled.
The drunk man pointed a shaky finger at him and shouted:
“Don’t you EVER drive that fast again!”
