Bill and Maria came to the conclusion that the only way to get their 10-year-old son to participate in a fast Sunday afternoon activity in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony and instruct him to report on all the neighborhood events.
The boy began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation.
“There’s a car being towed from the parking lot,”he said.
“An ambulance just drove by.”
A few moments passed.
“Looks like the Anderson’s have company,” he called out.
“Matt`s riding a new bike and the Coopers are having s6x.”
Mom and dad shot up.
“How do you know that?” the startled father asked.
“Their kid is standing out on the balcony too” his son replied.
