One day, a blonde goes into a store. She gets an item and walks up to the cashier. She says,“I’d like to buy this TV”.
He says,“Sorry, we don’t sell to blondes”.
The next day, she dyes her hair red and goes back in the store, but the same thing happens.
Finally, she shaves her head and goes back in. When she tries to buy it for the third time, the man refuses.
She says, “How the hell do you know I’m blonde?”.
He replied, “First of all, that’s a microwave.”
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police.
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. They run into an old barn and hide in potato sacks.
The officer chasing them walks into the barn looking for them. He kicks the first sack with the redhead inside and the redhead says, “Woof woof!” The cop thinks it’s a dog, so he walks to the next one.
He kicks the second bag with the brunette, and she says, “Meow meow!”
The cop believes it’s a cat and moves on. He kicks the third bag with the blonde, and the blonde yells, “Potato potato!”
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