One evening, a husband walked through the front door at 7:30 PM…
…with his best friend right behind him.
No phone call.
No warning.
No text.
Just… surprise!
The moment his wife saw them, she completely lost it.
“Are you out of your mind?!”
“Look at me!”
“My hair isn’t done!”
“I’m not wearing makeup!”
“The house is a disaster!”
“The dishes are piled up in the sink!”
“I’m still in my pajamas!”
“And I haven’t even started cooking dinner!”
She threw her hands in the air.
“So tell me…”
“WHY would you bring your friend home tonight?!”
The husband calmly put a hand on his buddy’s shoulder and smiled.
“Because…”
“…he’s thinking about getting married.”
He paused just long enough for his friend to look nervous.
Then added,
“I figured I’d give him a live demonstration first.” 😂🤣
