A 10-year-old girl once asked her mom,
“Mommy, how was I born?”
Her mother smiled and decided to give her a very creative explanation.
“Well, sweetheart, once upon a time, your daddy and I decided to plant a very special little seed.”
The girl’s eyes widened.
“Really?”
“Yes! Daddy planted it, and I took care of it every single day.”
“Then what happened?”
“Well, after a while, the seed grew leaves and became a beautiful, healthy plant.”
The girl smiled.
“That’s so sweet!”
Her mother nodded.
“Then we dried the plant, smoked it, and got so ridiculously high…”
She paused dramatically.
“That we completely forgot to use protection!”
The girl stared at her mom.
“So… I’m basically a gardening accident?”
Mom smiled.
“Pretty much!”
