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Flashy But Not Smart

I was driving down the street when a traffic camera flashed. I knew I wasn’t speeding, but I figured it was just a glitch.

To test my theory, I drove around the block, passed the exact same spot at a crawl, and flash—it went off again. Amused, I decided to turn it into a game. I went around the block a third, fourth, and fifth time, rolling past at a snail’s pace, laughing hysterically every single time the camera flashed.

Two weeks later, the punchline arrived in the mail.

I received five separate tickets for driving without a seatbelt.