Chapayev was fishing when he caught a golden fish.
The fish said,
“Let me go, and I’ll grant you three wishes.”
Chapayev thought for a moment and replied,
“Alright, but I’m not very good at enjoying life. My assistant Petka is. So give him the three wishes. Whatever he gets, I get double.”
The fish agreed. Chapayev released it and went to find Petka.
“Petka, you’ve got a wish. Go ahead.”
Petka said,
“I wish for a bottle of vodka.”
Immediately, a bottle of vodka appeared in his hand… and Chapayev got two.
“See?” Chapayev grinned. “Go on, make another wish.”
Petka said,
“I wish for a beautiful woman.”
The moment he finished, three stunning blonde women appeared. One hugged Petka, while the other two wrapped themselves around Chapayev.
Chapayev smirked proudly.
“One more wish.”
By now, Petka was getting annoyed. No matter what he wished for, Chapayev always got twice as much without doing anything.
So without thinking, Petka said:
“I wish to lose one t*st*cle.”
