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A nun and a priest are crossing the Sahara desert on a camel.

A nun and a priest are crossing the Sahara desert on a camel.

On the third day out the camel suddenly dropped d*ad without warning. After dusting themselves off, the nun and the priest surveyed their situation. After a long period of silence, the priest spoke.

“Well sister, this looks pretty grim.”

“I know, father.” “In fact, I don’t think it likely that we can survive more than a day or two.”

“I agree.” “Sister, since we are unlikely to make it out of here alive, would you do something for me?”

“Anything father.”

“I have never seen a woman’s br*asts and I was wondering if I might see yours.”

“Well, under the circumstances I don’t see that it would do any harm.” The nun opened her habit and the priest enjoyed the sight of her shapely br*asts, commenting frequently on their beauty.

“Sister would you mind if I touched them?”

She consented and he f*ndl*d them for several minutes.

“Father, could I ask something of you?”

“Yes sister?”

“I have never seen a man’s p*nis. Could I see yours?”

“I supposed that would be OK,” the priest replied lifting his robe.

“Oh father, may I touch it?”

This time the priest consented and after a few minutes of f*ndl*ng he was sp*rting a h*ge *r*ction. “Sister, you know that if I insert my p*nis in the right place, it can give life.”

“Is that true father?”

“Yes it is, sister.”

“Then why don’t you st*ck it up that camel’s *ss and let’s get the f*ck out of here.”