A man was on an aeroplane, and waiting for the men’s toilet.

After half an hour the flight attendent offered him to use the ladies toilet as long as he didn’t touch the buttons on the wall.

Finally sitting on the toilet he noticed the buttons on the wall next to him. He couldn’t resist, and pressed on the first one.

Water started spraying from the toilet, cleaning his backside.

He was so amazed by that, that he pushed the second button.

Then it was hot air that came out of the toilet, drying his backside.

Astonished by this, he pressed the third button.

Powder popped out, leaving his buttocks soft and smelling good.

He finally looked at the last button. The letters A.T.R. were inscribed on it, so he pushed it !!Smack Bang !!

He woke up in a hospital to a Nurse. He said to her, how on earth did I get here ??

she said, “you were on a plane and pushed the buttons you were told not too!

And the ATR button stands for
‘Automatic Tampon Remover’, and by the way, your Pen!s is in a jar beside the bed !”