Peter loves to drink at the local bar, but his wife disapproves of this.
He goes to the bar one night and gets incredibly drunk.
He attempts to stand up but collapses to the floor.
He attempts again and again, but each time he falls to the floor.
People offered to help him, but he said “no” each time.
He finally ended up dragging himself home and sneaking into bed, thinking his wife would never catch him.
The next morning, Peter’s wife says, “Pete, you bloody worthless idiot, no good drunkard!
You were at the bar last night drinking again!”
Peter was confused. “How did you find out?”
“The bar called. You left your wheelchair there.”
