Enjoy these beautiful, really funny educational jokes! Donโt forget to check out those really funny ones in the comments too ๐
Physics Teacher: โIsaac Newton was sitting under a tree when an apple fell on his head and he discovered gravity. Isnโt that wonderful?โ
Student: โYes sir, if he had been sitting in class looking at books like us, he wouldnโt have discovered anything.โ
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Two factory workers talking:
Woman: โI can make the boss give me the day off.โ
Man: โAnd how would you do that?โ
Woman: โJust wait and see.โ She then hangs upside-down from the ceiling.
Boss comes in: โWhat are you doing?โ
Woman: โIโm a light bulb.โ
Boss: โYouโve been working so much that youโve gone crazy. I think you need to take the day off.โ
The man starts to follow her and the boss says: โWhere are you going?โ
The man says: โIโm going home, too. I canโt work in the dark.โ
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A man talking to God:
The man: โGod, how long is a million years?โ
God: โTo me, itโs about a minute.โ
The man: โGod, how much is a million dollars?โ
God: โTo me itโs a penny.โ
The man: โGod, may I have a penny?โ
God: โWait a minute.โ
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A little girl came home from school and said to her mother, โMommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didnโt do.โ
The mother exclaimed, โBut thatโs terrible! Iโm going to have a talk with your teacher about this โฆ by the way, what was it that you didnโt do?โ
The little girl replied, โMy homework.โ
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The students were lined up in the cafeteria for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: โTake only ONE. God is watching.โ
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, โTake all you want. God is watching the apples.โ
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Teacher: โWhy are you late, Joseph?โ
Joseph: โBecause of a sign down the road.โ
Teacher: โWhat does a sign have to do with you being late?โ
Joseph: โThe sign said, โSchool Ahead, Go Slow!’โ
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The teacher of the earth science class was lecturing on map reading.
After explaining about latitude, longitude, degrees and minutes the teacher asked, โSuppose I asked you to meet me for lunch at 23 degrees, 4 minutes north latitude and 45 degrees, 15 minutes east longitudeโฆ?โ
After a confused silence, a voice volunteered, โI guess youโd be eating alone.โ
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โIsnโt the principal a dummy!โ โ said a boy to a girl.
โWell, do you know who I am?โ โ asked the girl.
โNo.โ โ replied the boy.
โIโm the principalโs daughter.โ โ said the girl.
โAnd do you know who I am?โ โ asked the boy.
โNo.โ โ she replied.
โThank goodness!โ โ said the boy with a sign of relief.
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Teacher asked George: โHow can you prove the earth is round?โ
George replied: โI canโt. Besides, I never said it was.โ
Teacher: โHere is a math problem. If your dad earned $300 dollars a week and he gave your mother half, what should he have?โ
Student: โA heart attack.โ
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Teacher: โThis essay on your dog is, word for word, the same as your brotherโs.โ
Student: Yes, sir, it is the same dog.โ
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Teacher: โIf you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have?โ
Vincent: โOne dollar.โ
Teacher: โYou donโt know your arithmetic.โ
Vincent: โYou donโt know my father.โ
Sylvia: โDad, can you write in the dark?โ
Dad: โI think so. What do you want me to write?โ
Sylvia: โYour name on this report card.โ
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Mother: โWhy did you get such a low mark on that test?โ
Junior: โBecause of absence.โ
Mother: โYou mean you were absent on the day of the test?โ
Junior: โNo, but the kid who sits next to me was.โ
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Teacher: โJohn, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?โ
John: โYou told me to do it without using tables.โ
Teacher: โWinnie, name one important thing we have today that we didnโt have ten years ago.โ
Winnie: โMe.โ
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Teacher: โGeorge Washington not only chopped down his fatherโs cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didnโt punish him?โ
Louie: โBecause George still had the axe in his hand.โ