A second grader came home from school and said to her mother, “Mom, guess what? “We learned how to make babies today.”
The mother, more than a little surprised, tried to keep her cool.
“That’s interesting,” she said. “How do you make babies?”
“It’s simple,” replied the girl. “You just change ‘y’ to ‘i’ and add ‘es’.”
LOL!
A boy was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his parents, “How was I born?”
“Well, honey…” said the slightly prudish parent, “An angel brought you to us.”
“Oh,” said the boy.
“Well, how did you and Daddy get born?” he asked.
“Oh, the angel brought us too.”
“Well, how were Grandpa and Grandma born?” he persisted.
“Well, darling, the angel brought them too!” said the parent.
Several days later, the boy handed in his paper to the teacher, who read with confusion the opening sentence: “This report has been very difficult to write because there hasn’t been a natural birth in my family for three generations.”
LOL!! SO CUTE!!
