A man’s car breaks down in the middle of the night.

He knows the area well and realizes that the quickest way to the nearest service station is through an old graveyard…

He’s walking along the headstones when in the distance he hears a faint tapping noise.

As he gets deeper into the graveyard, the eerie tapping gets louder and louder.

He very anxiously turns a corner and sees the source of the tapping is an old man with a hammer and chisel, hunched over a headstone.

Relief washes over him and he says, “I was beginning to freak out because of that noise. I thought this place might have been haunted. What on earth are you doing here so late at night anyway?”

The old man merely continues chiseling and says “They spelled my name wrong.”

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Salesman Sells Car at Discount to an Attractive Blonde

A retired elderly couple returns to a Mercedes dealership where the salesman has just sold the car they were interested in, to a beautiful, leggy blonde in a miniskirt and a halter top.

The old man was visibly upset.

He spoke to the salesman sharply. “Young man, I thought you said you would keep the car until we raised the asking price by $55,000,” said the older man.

“But I just heard that you got the $45,000 deal for the beautiful young lady over there.”

“And if I remember correctly, you insisted there was no way you could discount this model.”

The salesman took a deep breath, cleared his throat, and took a large glass of water.

“Well, what can I tell you? She had the money ready, didn’t need any financing help, and, Sir, just look at her, how could I resist?” replied the grinning salesman sheepishly.

At that moment, the young woman approached the elderly couple and handed them the keys to the car.

“There you go,” she said. “I told you I could get that idiot to lower the price. “See you later, Dad!”

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Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!

A Blonde Wanting To Earn Some Money And Gave A Man The Special Treatment.

A blonde who wanted to earn money decided to work as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood.

She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do.

“Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint the porch,” he said. “How much will you charge me?”

Delighted, the girl quickly responded, “How about $50?”

The man agreed and told her that the paint, brushes, and everything she would need was in the garage. The man’s wife, hearing the conversation, said to her husband, “Does she realize that our porch goes ALL the way around the house?”

“That’s a bit cynical, isn’t it?” he responded.

The wife replied, “You’re right. I guess I’m starting to believe all of those dumb blonde jokes.”

A few hours later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.

“You’re finished already??” the startled husband asked?

“Yes,” the blonde replied. “And I even had paint left over so I gave it two coats.”

Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50 and handed it to her along with a $10 tip.

“Thank you,” the blonde said. “And, by the way, that’s not a Porch, it’s an Audi.

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