In a world that can thusly appear to be terrible, genuine or exhausting, an amusing story is always welcome.
This story has it all – drama, revenge, and an unexpected ending.
It all starts with a letter from a husband writing to his wife that he wants a divorce. But it is the ingenious answer of the woman that devours all the cards!
Read the story below to find out what its all about
“My dear wife,
I’m writing you this letter to tell you I’m leaving you forever. I was a good husband for 7 years and got nothing in return. The last two weeks have been a nightmare.
Your boss called to tell me you quit your job and it was the last straw that broke the camel’s back.
Last week, you came home and did not even notice I had a new haircut, that I cooked your favorite meal and even wore the real pink boxer shorts. You finished eating in 2 minutes and went straight to bed after watching your favorite show on TV.
You no longer tell me you love me. We no longer make love or anything that makes us a husband and wife. Or you betray me that you no longer love me. No matter what it is, I’m leaving you!”
Your ex-husband
Post Scriptum – Do not try to find me. Your sister and I are moving in together somewhere far away from you. Have a wonderful life!”
Here’s the wife’s reply
“My dear ex-husband,
Nothing has made my day more than getting your letter. It’s true that you and I have been married for 7 years, but a good husband is the exact opposite of what you were.
I watched my shows on TV because they kept me distracted from hearing your incessant crying and complaining.
Yes, I noticed when you got a haircut last week, but the first thing I thought about was ‘You look like a girl!’, and since my mom educated me not to say anything if it’s not something nice, so I did not respond.
And when you cooked my favorite meal, you probably confused me with my sister, because I stopped eating pork 7 years ago!
And as for the pink boxer shorts: I turned my back on you because the price tag of $49.90 was still on them and I prayed that it was just a coincidence that my sister borrowed $50 from me that morning.
After all that, I still loved you and felt we could fix the situation. So when I won the $10 million lottery, I quit my job and bought us 2 tickets for a trip to the caribbeans, but when I got home you were no longer there. Everything happens for a reason, I guess. I hope you have the life you always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote promised that you would not see a penny out off me. So enjoy yourself.
Regards,
Your ex-wife, rich as hell and free!”
