It was Sunday morning, and a husband was still sitting in bed while his wife was getting ready for church.
She finally asked, “Why aren’t you getting dressed?”
He sighed.
“I have three reasons. First, it’s too cold outside. Second, nobody there likes me. And third, I just don’t feel like going.”
His wife calmly nodded.
“Well, I have three reasons why YOU are going.”
The husband looked curious.
“First, it’s warm inside the church. Second, there are people who do like you. And third…”
She paused for dramatic effect.
“YOU’RE THE MINISTER!”
The husband stared at her.
Then he slowly got out of bed.
Apparently, there are some excuses even a preacher can’t preach his way out of.
