He Tried to Help the Skunk… and Gave His Wife One Terrible Idea
A married couple is driving through the countryside and sees a badly injured skunk.
The woman felt sorry for the animal and wanted to take it home to care for it. She noticed that the poor animal was shivering and said to her husband: “You, the poor animal is freezing…”
Man: “Then put it between your legs…”
Woman: “But the stench!”
Man: “Then just hold the animal’s nose closed…”
Shortly afterwards: The man was taken to hospital with very serious injuries, and the animal with which the woman had beaten her husband did not survive.
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A man wakes up from a coma in the hospital.
A doctor stands at the bedside and asks: “Severe bone fr@ctures, br*ising all over your b0dy, a r*ptured sple-en. What happened to you?”
The man said: “This happened while I was playing golf with my wife. We were on a difficult hole and both hit a ball into a neighboring cow pasture. I was looking for the balls and saw something white in a cow’s rear end. So I went over, lifted the cow’s tail, and saw the golf ball with my wife’s monogram in it.”
I turned to my wife, still holding up the cow’s tail, and shouted: ‘Hey, that looks like yours!’ I don’t remember what happened next.”
