An inquisitive young boy cornered his mother one afternoon with three burning questions: her age, her weight, and why she and his father had split up.
The mother expertly dodged them all, claiming that a lady’s age and weight are top-secret, and the divorce was far too complicated for a child to understand.
Frustrated, the boy complained to a classmate the next day. His friend whispered a golden piece of advice: “Just sneak a look at your mom’s driver’s license. It has all the answers.”
Early the next morning, the boy quietly slipped into his mother’s purse and inspected her license. When she woke up, he confronted her triumphantly.
“I know how old you are! You’re 31.”
The mother smiled, genuinely surprised. “Well, look at you. That’s correct.”
“And I know you weigh 126 pounds!”
The mother’s jaw dropped. “Wow, amazing. And…” She braced herself. “…do you know why Daddy left, too?”
The boy grinned from ear to ear and shouted:
“Yep! Because you got an F in s*x!”
