The ‘Hiking Money’ Mystery… Solved
A dad walked into his 12-year-old son’s b*droom and was shocked to see a 42-inch plasma TV. When he got home from school, he asked,
“Where did you get that TV? Did you st*al it?”
“No, I didn’t st*al it, I bought it.”
“Bought it? With what money-are you d*al*ng dr*gs?”
“Of course not, I saved up my hiking money.”
“Hiking money? What on earth is that, you don’t hike?”
The boy shrugged and said,
“Well, every time you’re out, Uncle Jim comes round to see Mom, gives me twenty bucks, and tells me to … ‘Take a hike.””
A young woman walks into a bar and sits down next to a man wearing a cowboy hat.
“Excuse me sir but are you a real cowboy?”
The man says, “Well I have a ranch and horses. I go to rodeos and raise cattle and other livestock, so yes I suppose I’m a real cowboy.”
The woman says, “Well I think I’m a l*sbian. Women are always on my mind whether I’m working eating driving or whatever its still the same. I cant get women off my mind. Yes I think I’m a lsbian.”
The young woman gets up and leaves the coffee shop. A short time later a young guy comes in and sits down next to the man and asks him,
“Sir are you a real cowboy?”
To that the man replies, “Well I always thought I was, but just a few minutes ago I found out l’m a I*sbian!”
