This Might Be The Best Dad Joke Of The Year
A father wanted to prove that he’s not just some boring house Dad so he went and got his first tattoo.
When he got home he excitedly showed it off to his wife and kids.
“Oh, cool! It’s.. uhh?” his wife asked.
“It’s my thermos! From work!” he replied proudly.
His daughter starts to reach out towards him and says, “Well, uh, the line work is certainly..”
Dad slaps her hand away and says, “Don’t touch the thermos!”
(BONUS)
A Man Runs Out Of Gas
A man is driving down the road and runs out of gas. A few moments later, a bee flies in his window.
“What seems to be the problem?” asked the bee.
“I’m out of gas,” the man replied.
The bee told the man to wait right there and flew away. Minutes later, the man watched as an entire swarm of bees flew to his car and into his gas tank.
After a few minutes, the bees flew out.
“Try it now,” said the bee.
The man turned the ignition key and the car started right up.
“Wow,” the man exclaimed. “What did you put in my gas tank?”
“BP,” answered the bee.
